2026
Fitting A Person Into An NMR Spectrometer
This article examines the circumstances under which a human could fit inside an NMR spectrometer.
Revolutionary Old Technology Allows Laymen to Probe Molecular Structure
Untucked homies are the main reason AI slop has besplattered our feeds in recent years, as sleep deprivation degrades one’s capacity to think creatively. This is troubling in and of itself, but an even more distressing issue is the sight of one’s homie’s cold feet sticking out under the duvet, unloved and uncuddled. Recent studies have discussed this issue without providing concrete solutions. Herein, we report a novel way to tuck in your homies.
Isocyclotoe-Brosylate: A Chemical Reason to Kiss Your Homies Goodnight
Untucked homies are the main reason AI slop has besplattered our feeds in recent years, as sleep deprivation degrades one’s capacity to think creatively. This is troubling in and of itself, but an even more distressing issue is the sight of one’s homie’s cold feet sticking out under the duvet, unloved and uncuddled. Recent studies have discussed this issue without providing concrete solutions. Herein, we report a novel way to tuck in your homies.
The Impact of Psychotherapy on the Stability of Perovskite Solar Cells
This paper examines psychotherapy or “talk therapy” as a method to stabilise tin(II) in the crystal lattice of lead-tin perovskites, a piezoelectric material used in some solar panels.
A Revolution in Benchtop NMR: The 1 MHz Spectrometer
This article details a breakthrough in upper-middle-field nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) spectroscopy: the development of a 1 MHz spectrometer.
A Critical Update to Laboratory Hazard Signage
Following a serious laboratory accident, all Australian university facilities must now display new warning signage.
The Nose Schlenk
For those of you who miss pipetting by mouth, we offer you the opportunity to Schlenk by nose.
Five Years of Progress in the Chemistry of the Futyl Group
This comprehensive review summarises all the advances in futyl chemistry since 2021. Nobody has made any advances in the chemistry of the futyl group since 2021. In order to justify the existence of this paper, we have used computational chemistry to analyse the energies of all the reactions in the last review
The Total Synthesis of (+)-stupidity and the Consequences Thereof
Understanding the molecular basis for stupidity.
Fronds With Benefits: 5G -Induced Promiscuity in Polypodiophytra
Under the right circumstances, the 5G network can give plants wood.

