2026
On Obtaining Consent From Plants
Asking subject organisms in biological studies if they consent to take part in experiments can reduce selection bias.
Bananas Have Peyronie’s Disease: Definitive Clinical Evidence That Nature Is Trolling Us
We present the first formal clinical diagnosis of Peyronie’s disease (PD) in a non-human, non-penile organism: the common banana (Musa acuminata, Cavendish variety).
Fronds With Benefits: 5G -Induced Promiscuity in Polypodiophytra
Under the right circumstances, the 5G network can give plants wood.

