Throwing out the usual subjective behavioural models, we establish that blame is the most abundant resource in the universe. It is neither created nor destroyed. Instead, it gets passed around through rotational displacement.

We propose a quantized theory of the “fuck around–find out (FAFO)” principle. While classical FAFO theory is usually good for everyday life, it does not sufficiently explain more sophisticated fuckery on closer examination. This is a purely theoretical work. As such, more fucking around is needed to support our conclusions.