Isocyclotoe-Brosylate: A Chemical Reason to Kiss Your Homies Goodnight

Abstract:  Untucked homies are the main reason AI slop has besplattered our feeds in recent years, as sleep deprivation degrades one’s capacity to think creatively. This is troubling in and of itself, but an even more distressing issue is the sight of one’s homie’s cold feet sticking out under the duvet, unloved and uncuddled. Recent studies have discussed this issue without providing concrete solutions. Herein, we report a novel way to tuck in your homies.