Evaluating The Statistical Feasibility Of Spontaneous Anthropomorphic Flight: Density Compression Versus Localized Atmospheric Compression

Abstract:  The stochastic feasibility of human (Homo sapiens) aviation is investigated using two competing theories: density compression of human matter to less than 1.225 kg/m3, and localized atmospheric (Poisson) compression by a factor of 872. Mathematical models demonstrate that human density reductions (P = 1.36 × 10^-1263) are slightly more feasible than atmospheric compressions (P = 10-10^-28), with both techniques pending further empirical validation.