Principia Sociodynamica: The Three Laws of Conservation of Blame

Abstract: Throwing out the usual subjective behavioural models, we establish that blame is the most abundant resource in the universe. It is neither created nor destroyed. It gets passed around through rotational displacement. By nailing down three fundamental laws and the sociodynamic equation, we show that blame absorption is inversely proportional to hierarchical rank and goes up the closer you are to the scene. Clinical evidence is provided through the observation of localized system failures, demonstrating that the ghost factor is the only thing standing between humanity and total accountability.