All-Purpose Equipment for Chemical Synthesis

Abstract: Are you tired of cleaning glassware? Are your fingers burning from all that acetone? Do you wish that your lab partner would just shut up and stop spilling your hard-earned product on the floor? Well, we can’t prevent the last one, but with some novel equipment designed in collaboration with top boron chemists, interior designers, and glass blowers, we have revolutionized laboratory glassware. Our product, MRFTSGCBCATBRADWB, is the last flask you’ll ever need to buy (until you break it and need another). This paper demonstrates its superior properties and serves as a guide on its use.