Modelling the “Fuck Around – Find Out” Relationship in a Quantum Context

Abstract:  We propose a quantized theory of the “fuck around–find out (FAFO)” principle. While classical FAFO theory is usually good for everyday life, it does not sufficiently explain more sophisticated fuckery on closer examination. This is a purely theoretical work. As such, more fucking around is needed to support our conclusions.

Beer Reviewer’s Report: The Journal of Immaterial Science is always open to new and innovative ways to improve society and academia. We are not afraid to turn conventional scientific publishing on its head, which is exactly what this manuscript does. This paper constitutes a peer-reviewer’s report on the merits of another paper, which, crucially, has already been published. By reversing the order of review and publication, we have significantly streamlined the scientific publishing process. Now, peer reviewers are free to prate, pontificate and bloviate ad nauseum, while the authors are emancipated from the obligation of pretending to give a shit. Furthermore, the reviewers get a publication, and the authors get a citation, so everyone is better off under this new system.