2025
Statistical Proof That Binge-Watching VTubers Won’t Make You Happy (But Might Make You Fall In Love)
People say that watching VTubers brings them joy and results in higher life satisfaction. This paper harnesses the power of YouTube statistics tutorials to prove that spending more time watching VTubers does not correlate with spiritual fulfilment, but does make you more likely to fall in love with them.
Inter-Driver Gestures Prove That Buying A Caravan Will Not Make You Happy
We measured the percentage of drivers who waved us while driving across a desert, and extrapolated some findings about vehicle choice and personal fulfilment.
The Thermodynamics of Silence: Why Quiet People Emit a Cold Aura
This paper investigates a physically unverified yet socially undeniable phenomenon: that talkative people tend to make rooms warmer and introverts emit a detectable “cold aura.”
Shitting the Hight Notes: Tuning Flatulence To Meet Social Acceptance
Recent flatological advances have uncovered a new variable in the social acceptance of flatulence. This study demonstrates that the tone of flatulence has a strong influence on its social impact: the human ear prefers clear tones to sharps and flats.

