2025
The Thermodynamics of Silence: Why Quiet People Emit a Cold Aura
This paper investigates a physically unverified yet socially undeniable phenomenon: that talkative people tend to make rooms warmer and introverts emit a detectable “cold aura.”
Shitting the Hight Notes: Tuning Flatulence To Meet Social Acceptance
Recent flatological advances have uncovered a new variable in the social acceptance of flatulence. This study demonstrates that the tone of flatulence has a strong influence on its social impact: the human ear prefers clear tones to sharps and flats.