The Flatom™: a Novel Atomic Theory Inspired by a Flat Earth

Chemistry
Written By Günther Schlonk

Abstract: Drawing from the recent scientific consensus that the Earth is flat, we disclose a new model of atomic theory proposing that atoms are also flat. This postulate, dubbed Flatomic Theory™, is in perfect agreement with contemporary and classical experiments conducted by scientists who erroneously believed that the atom was shaped like a ball. Morons.

Günther Schlonk
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