Dark Matter Reveals Itself Through WIMP(y) Traces

Abstract: For the first time ever, traces of a WIMP have been recorded, finally resolving the disputed existence of Dark Matter, and demonstrating that SHADY is the most amazing collaboration on the face of this planet. Our observations show that, as suggested by years of research yielding zilch, zip, zero and the holy trinity of nothing, some of the assumptions regarding the nature of WIMPs were completely and utterly wrong.