2025
Experimental Validation of Aggression Response in Hornet Colonies Following Direct Digital Insertion
Vespa aaiiggghh Bloodyhell, 1824 are renowned for their defensive behaviour, complex social structure, and history for punishing human curiosity. In this unprecedented study, we explore the aggression threshold of V. aaiiggghh by inserting a human index finger into their nest entrance.
Statistical Proof That Binge-Watching VTubers Won’t Make You Happy (But Might Make You Fall In Love)
People say that watching VTubers brings them joy and results in higher life satisfaction. This paper harnesses the power of YouTube statistics tutorials to prove that spending more time watching VTubers does not correlate with spiritual fulfilment, but does make you more likely to fall in love with them.
Inter-Driver Gestures Prove That Buying A Caravan Will Not Make You Happy
We measured the percentage of drivers who waved us while driving across a desert, and extrapolated some findings about vehicle choice and personal fulfilment.

