“Its Complicated”: Love Pyramids, Love in the Seventh Dimension and other Geometric Romances

Sociology
Written By Günther Schlonk

Abstract: In this paper I gaslight myself to believe that my senpai loving another classmate is a good thing. Specific: Love Triangles are so 1990s. TV, trashy romance novels and other media need to get with the times and give us more complex romantic relationships. This paper presents novel romance stories for novel romance stories and visualizations of such relationships until I don’t know how to anymore. We propose that the only good love stories are incomprehensible love stories.

Günther Schlonk
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