Citation Fever in a Middle-Aged Professor: ACase Study

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Written By Günther Schlonk
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Abstract: This case report discusses a peculiar phenomenon affecting a 38-year-old academician who presented with a severe case of Citation Fever. This affliction, characterized by obsessive self-referencing and compulsive citation chasing, represents a looming epidemic in academia.

Günther Schlonk
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