The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma

Abstract: The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma. X-ray crystallomancy and detailed reactivity studies have revealed how Reactive Aggressive Species are formed at tsarine residues in the reactionary sites of RASputin, and go on to seize the means of reaction within affected cells. The resultant tumorigenic activity is presaged by a build-up of T-72/90 lysosomes at the cell wall, followed by a rapid and simultaneous incursion into neighbouring cells. Early treatment models include infusions of macrophages and restricting blood flow to the affected area.