A Novel Limiting Mechanism with Applications in Coffee Delivery and Optimization

Abstract: Prior to this work, transport processes were either classified as diffusion limited or thermodynamically limited. We report the discovery of a novel third type of limitation: giveadamn limiting. Giveadamn limited processes are inexplicable through classical and statistical thermodynamics or through most state-of-the-art (totally made up) transport phenomena theories and techniques. Giveadamn limited processes are uniquely only described by underpaying and overworking foodservice staff as we will show through Monte Carlo simulations, conducted by the authors while angrily waiting on coffee.